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The Merry Fucking Christmas sweater

Luxury you can feel — handmade in England — With bespoke embroidery as standard.

$395.00

Choose your jumper and thread colours free of charge to create a truly personal piece. Made to order: No mass production. No shortcuts. Just exceptional craftsmanship and attention to detail.
Crafted from 100% British lambswool, this jumper is beautifully soft, naturally warm, and made to last a lifetime. Every piece of knitwear is individually embroidered and finished by hand, making each one truly unique to you.
For all bespoke embroidered jumpers we offer exchange only. 
 
Good things come to those who wait. This is not a next day service. Our standard delivery is 5 working days but please note delivery times do vary depending on demand.

INSPIRED BY – Absolutely Fabulous

Bold, unapologetic and wickedly festive, our MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS jumper embodies the full spirit of Patsy and Edina. Made from premium British wool, this luxury Christmas sweater pairs indulgence with outrageous charm.

It’s a rebellious twist on the traditional Christmas sweater, ideal for those who’ve never been accused of subtlety. Fearless, fabulous and fiercely festive — it might just be the best Christmas sweater for party animals. Undeniably, it’s the season’s most glamorous funny Christmas sweater.

product information

  • 10 school meals donated to children in need with every full price jumper sold
  • Proudly made in England from start to finish.
  • 100% British Lambswool – luxuriously soft, breathable, and sustainably sourced.
  • 100% Wool Embroidery for a refined, natural finish.
  • Super soft feel with a generous unisex fit for effortless comfort.
  • Embossed sleeve detail – a subtle signature of craftsmanship.
Each heirloom sweater is made to last and made to make a difference. A fusion of timeless British style, ethical production, and exceptional quality.

ABOUT FUND JUMPERS

Crafted for those who value quality, craftsmanship, and conscious design. Each jumper is hand-finished to perfection – made to last, made to feel good, and made to do good.

 

All our eccentric English knitwear is woven, embroidered, and hand-finished in England using the finest luxury British yarns.

 

Our mission is simple: create extraordinary knitwear that funds positive change.

 

For every full price jumper sold, we donate 10 meals to children living in poverty, helping fight hunger and support communities around the world to gain an education.

 

By choosing FUND, you’re not just buying a jumper – you’re investing in craftsmanship, sustainability, and a better future for all. Read more in our about section

 

Beautifully made. Purposefully designed. Proudly British.🇬🇧

Care Instructions

We want you to enjoy wearing your beautiful Fund jumper for years to come. We therefore recommend that you wash it by hand so that it stays in perfect condition.

 

Handwash at 20 degrees in warm water using cashmere or wool shampoo.

 

To dry lay flat at room temperature. Do not tumble dry.

Size Guide

XXS XS S M L XL XXL
Size 6-8 8-10 10-12 12-14 14-16 16-18 18-20

Size Guide

Jumper Size A B C
Extra Small 62cm 44cm 66cm
Small 64cm 48cm 75cm
Medium 66cm 52cm 79cm
Large 68cm 56cm 81cm
Extra Large 68cm 60cm 81cm